More Formulae

Spend your days confounding and annoying both friend and foe alike. Throw cinderblocks through their bedroom windows in the middle of the night. Call them from a pay/cell phone from within earshot, then hang up. Maybe slip some visine in their next meal.

Simple Life Formula #7:

It's Great When They Hate.

Above, all, make certain your attack is as senseless and unwarranted as possible.